"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
08/10/2020 at 11:42 • Filed to: satire, Taketheoutsideline
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
08/10/2020 at 11:42 • Filed to: satire, Taketheoutsideline | 6
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Rendition never entailed such luxury
In the wake of protests over accountability for a massive explosion last week, the embattled Lebanese government, led by Prime Minister Hassan Diab and President Michel Aoun, escaped into neighboring Israel in the early morning hours in the cargo area of a 2021 Cadillac Escalade. PM Diab allegedly conceived the plan after being called “a clown” on social media. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Israel’s Mossad security agency assisted in ensuring safe passage, citing the humanitarian and urgent nature of the evacuation. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a statement
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saying the country would “Take very good care of them,” adding emphasis the escaping members of Hezbollah would receive “VIP treatment” while in Israeli custody. General Motors CEO Mary Barra was unavailable for comment, but a GM spokesperson stated that the company is happy for the publicity, even though it both loves and hates Israel’s policies, depending on who is asking at the time. As of mid-afternoon local time, the Lebanese government-in-exile was being treated to a behind-the-scenes tour of the shark exhibit at the Tel Aviv Aquarium, to be followed by a self-guided tour of the city’s dockside fertilizer warehouses.
user314
> Ash78, voting early and often
08/10/2020 at 11:51 |
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For Sweden
> Ash78, voting early and often
08/10/2020 at 11:57 |
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ttyymmnn
> Ash78, voting early and often
08/10/2020 at 12:51 |
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This piece turned out to be quite prescient.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-53722909
zipfuel
> user314
08/10/2020 at 19:30 |
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I did wonder if Ghosn’s pink palace was in the blast zone